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Bearded Dragons

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thebettawhisperer:

I’ve been really into reptiles lately and I’ve wanted a beardie for as long as I can remember.

I’ve researched but I’d really appreciate if some of you could give me some basic care tips and tips on how to really make these awesome lizards happy.

Although it is just an idea in my head, I would rehome all of my betta except Goliath and Eclipse. To make room for one if I were to buy one in the future.

I absolutely adore their personalities.

Thank you for doing your research before getting a beardie. c:

https://www.beardeddragon.org/

This is the single best resource on beardie care that I’ve found. It has several care sheets on different subjects and the forums are full of really knowledgeable people.

Wish you luck with all your scaley friends, lizard and fish!

Reblogged 8 hours ago from thebettawhisperer

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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"As a male writer, do you feel your work distracts from your traditional role of hunting and killing wild animals?"

(via jetpackexhaust)

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totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

Reblogged 21 hours ago from recreationalcannibalism
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sabletsnakes:

pinkxfreud:

ground control to major tom, do you copy, over

this is major tom to ground control

currently stepping through door

also my mic only allows me to talk into its butt

do you copy ground control

Reblogged 21 hours ago from i-m-snek

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disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

Reblogged 2 days ago from i-m-snek

HELP! URGENT

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yaldabaoth:

i just noticed that my gecko has two large bumps on either side of her just below the arm; i have no idea what is wrong with her please contact me i need help PLEASE

Hello, friend! c:

Don’t worry. What you are seeing are most likely calcium bubbles. They frequently show up on females who are very well-supplemented. Since females need more calcium than males for egg-development, they store it under their arms.

It’s also possible that they are fat deposits.

They are harmless. To make them go away, you can cut back on her calcium or food. If they’re calcium deposits, they’ll go away within a few days. Fat deposits will take longer.

(Males can get them as well, but they are far more common on females)

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thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

(Source: fat-grrrl-activism)

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

we’d probably make them dragon dicks now at least.

Reblogged 2 days ago from recreationalcannibalism

Fandom should be no safe haven for bigots.

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morganoperandi:

fandomsandfeminism:

Bigots should always been uncomfortable in fandom space.

Bigots should feel threatened in fandom space.

Bigots should be rubbed the wrong way, turned off, and annoyed by the diversity within canon and celebration of diversity within fandom. 

Bigots should be shunned from fandom unilaterally. 

Bigots should never be tolerated in our spaces.

And, before you try that bullshit of “are you really going to ostracize someone for their opinion?”

It’s not like we’re talking about people who think pineapple is good on pizza or who dislike Jazz.  We’re talking about people who have literally decided that other human beings are less worthy and less deserving of basic human rights than they are, just because they are of a different ethnicity/sexuality/whatever.

This is not a simple opinion.  This is actively harmful, no matter what anybody tries to tell you, and you have every right to defend yourself against it.

Reblogged 2 days ago from undead-potatoes
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